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June 26, 2009

Guest Post #3 – Winny on English Teachers

Filed under: Guest Rants,School — squ1r3ll @ 4:00 pm
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(OK, I’m not going to correct any of the spelling errors in this post as I think it makes it all the more enjoyable!)

What can I say there all bastards. Jus because a NAZI following power fucker gives them a job they can run the bloody school. They can do wat the fuck they want when it come to school but I would pay to meet them out side and se them on fire. As u can tell I feel very strongly for the death of all English teachers let me tell you y. it started with a teacher who I can only describes as though she was raped by a monkey at birth and from the very start she hated me, no not hated wanted to fuckin fail me. First she loses all my work this proper pissed me off so I got my parents to go in and talk to her she shit herself and decided to do all my work for me. Teaches her fuckin right, moody bitches all of them. At last she’d left the fuckin building only to find that her fuck ugly twin had replaced her, now this bitch, she was worse she made me want the monkey fucked at birth teacher back. She looked like an under privileged Nigerian butt plug maker. So the story goes on I finish my coursework with high Bs but that’s not fuckin good enough is it the fucker wanted As and I couldn’t give her fuckin As because I aint the brightest fucker when it comes to English but I aint the dumbest shit there either. And then the worst she threatens to stop me going on this trip at the end of the year typical feltcher so no matter wat the fucker says I goin so fuck all of erm. Now today me and my mate were on the topic of vagicil for those who don’t know (cream for women who have a rash on there Minge) I we said is there such a thing as anasil for ur arse then began a list of different ones such as sodisil for gays shaftasil bellendasil and my favourite necrofilasil which refers to my teacher. Now your thinking he’s jus goin say she goes out and uses it but I wont I’m saying she’s been the victim of it being used on because she looks like she needs a good moistening so in the end they’re all cunts.

(It did, right?)

June 19, 2009

Guest Post #2 – ‘Jakanory Jones’ Rants on ‘Terminator Salvation’

Filed under: Guest Rants — squ1r3ll @ 4:00 pm
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Good luck reading this one, this dude loves to use ‘LOL SP33K’ way to much.

Ok the film was OSSIM the first time I watched it ( and yes rob if u r watchin this I am usin EPIC LOL SP33K. C U TMW)  Anywayz it had loads of fan stuff init like the scar on is face, a=Arnie wich the CG was dun mazinly and of crse the bike scene whr he puts guns n roses on wat im pretty sure is the same radio as T2. First time I watched it I thort they wud be cutting thru loads of terminators but thr was like 4 of the big chunky terminators. L  The second time rnd I watccherd it I noticed that the termynaytors giv da hoomans a bajillionty chgances tu escape! In Terminator 1 Arnie jus pulls this guys heart out and strangles tehm but in this new one the terminators (including arnie) keep throwin them at walls! Its like im going to throw you conveniently near that gun and stand conveniently infront of this molten metal and walk vveeeeeery slowly towards you. But if anything cud be dun they shud haf lots more foghts w/ the T-600. Oh yh and they are SOOOOO bad at killin people with the aim of a cracked up monkey! And in the 1st one Kyle reese describes the T-600 as being easy to spot cuz they had rubber skin, but they r like 8 ft tall and groan and creak and make funny noises! No wunder they wer easy to spot! Plus they have machine gns attached tu their arms with a big back pack full of ammo! I mean how the fudge cud they paas for hooman?|!!?

Oh and giving Marcus wright choice to not kill hoomans? WTF and he found kyle just randomly like wtf and tht was his mission tht he wasn’t aware of and wudnt he haf noticed that he cudnt see in colour any moore? You wud jus make a robot that seemed human witht that story that completely believes he is human but w/out freee will. BAD NO!

Twisted fucker, right?

June 17, 2009

Guest Post #1 – The ‘Prince of Darkness’ on ‘THE DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY’

Filed under: Guest Rants — squ1r3ll @ 4:00 pm
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(I said that there would eventually be guest posts and here is the first one. It is written my dear friend The Prince. He is a lovely human being really. NOT! He is dark and twisted and all of that shit. So, with that said, happy reading)

I want to talk to you about THE DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY, it seems more and more people are using the Internet for means of communicating (I’ll admit I use basic email however much it pains me to say so) First came the phone, then the Internet, then the Ethernet (what ever that is). Many of my friends use the Internet to talk to each other when they are not together by means of MSN and what ever else there is bloody BEBO and what not. Many people tell me that its like texting (No its not you use a computer instead of a phone there is a difference!) oh and you might be wondering why am I using a ranting page to talk about my hate of chat pages (well its because I know how many people sad as they may be No offence is meant by that last comment, will read this rant on line, oh and I don’t have the money to start my own newspaper business) oh and this page belongs to my vassal Squirrel. Well my rant begins now a few months ago my princess (you humans may think of her as a girlfriend) did something on one of these chat rooms which most of the country knows about but I wont mention it for her sake and mine (God its degrading to think about it) but I almost dumped her over it. Oh but what pains me the most is that people talk about others behind their back there has been many a morning when I have come into school to be laughed at and hear people talking about how great I look in boxers “How do they bloody know! Has some self proclaimed pervert been watching me getting changed in P.E!” I do know who started that off and have ranted at them believe me. But would they talk about it in my presence No! Because I would kill them and they know it. Oh and I hope you all know that everything you have ever seen done or sent via the Internet is recorded in government files! So the next time you go on line to visit these chat rooms just think your friends are not the only ones reading your messages its all stored on a hard drive somewhere and read by some guy named Chris who’s real name I Sinbad! . Who’s scared now aren’t you just think all you have ever said to anyone has been seen by hundreds more people. Oh and also please! use proper grammar when your on line it make me feel sick when people use things like bbe and lol oh but what I particularly hate is c u 2morrow (why?) can you not be bothered to write to it’s only another key to press for gods sake. Oh and if Ozzy is reading this I’M THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS I was born in hell, you mortals call it earth!

Oh and I HATE ARGOS! Why do you never have anything I want in stock when I want it! (I’m crying right now)

(Me here again. Loved that one didn’t you? I have another coming very soon…)

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